when its 4 in the morning a week after this supposed "l'analyse" is due and you just managed to turn your computer on (thanks to some scissors and electrical tape), it follows, naturally, that it's also crunch time. And what does crunch time mean kids? it means a lot of aderol and a little thing I like to call procrastination. Say it with me: pro-crast-in-ation. what is procrastination? well, it is a way of not doing something that makes you feel like you're doing something. And in this day and age, where the feeling of stability and fortitude is much more important than actual stability and fortitude, procrastination is all you need. why be studious when you can feel studious without the work! thats right guys and gals, here only, for 2 easy payments of $19.99, you too can feel studious and driven. (possible side effects may include nausea, anxiety, the urge to gauge your eyes out, and in extreme cases, failing out of college. do not use if pregnant or planning to succeed in life).
johnny cash had it right; flip the world off with a guitar in your hands and pills in your pocket.
Derek K. Miller had it right when he said:
"Here, there's no need for context. The guitar and swanky strap, the blur of motion, the casual collared shirt (both elegant and probably sweaty), the flip of dark hair, and that face. It could be 1955 or 2003; a makeshift prison stage, a giant concert arena, or a recording studio; an anonymous sidewalk busker or the biggest star in the world. Whoever that guy is, he rocks, and when he gives you the finger, he bloody well means it."
(2003; http://www.penmachine.com/musicpages/greatestphoto.html ;accessed 10/10/07)
well, another 4:20 has passed and another passed around and i think it might be time to finally break some ground on that paper.
au revoir. je vous souhaite une bonne journée. à la prochain fois que nos chemins s'entrecroisent.
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its pro-cras-ti-nation
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